As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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