You don't have asthma, your pregnant
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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