My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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