Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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