I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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