U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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