you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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