Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I need to sanitize my soul.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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