Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
