thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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