Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
His nipple licking is glorious
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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