Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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