i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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