ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
they need to just BURY HIM!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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