I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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