If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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