Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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