the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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