you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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