A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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