Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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