Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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