people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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