Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I still have a little drunk in my system
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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