Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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