have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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