I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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