Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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