Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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