I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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