I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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