I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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