two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day