apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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