i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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