I think my fart just growled at me.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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