susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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