no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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