So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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