My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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