So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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