I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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