normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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