Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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