it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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