So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it hurts more in the daytime
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Terrible idea I love it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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