He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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