I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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