Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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