defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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