I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
high people should be assigned attendants
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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