After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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