we have officially lost it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I want her autograph on my taint
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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