im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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