the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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