Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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