My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
