He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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